May 18
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
So this just happened.
She’s one of us.
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May 17
Things I Say While Driving
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/
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May 17
If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
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